Send “My, what soft lips you have.” For my muses reaction to hearing your muse say this before your muse kisses mine

koala-for-k:

askanniebexter:

koala-for-k:

askanniebexter

YOU LIE

(( U WANT ME BE TO BIRDSEXUAL?
U WANNA GO? YE ? NO DON’T THINK SO PUNK

((LEZ GO THEN BIRBSEXUAL TO THE MAX))

((YESHHHSSSS))

koala-for-k:

askanniebexter

YOU LIE

(( U WANT ME BE TO BIRDSEXUAL?
U WANNA GO? YE ? NO DON’T THINK SO PUNK

TRUTH SERUM - My muse has to answer any and all questions regardless of what it is.

Please preface questions with “Truth.”

Send “Can I kiss you?” to see how my muse responds.

chapmangamo:

TRANSLATED TV SHOWS: Part Two (Previously: Part one)

Message a Headcanon you have about my character and I’ll tell you how accurate you are!

velocitiestrumpet:

Hell if it isn’t already a headcanon and is accurate, I’ll make it a headcanon.

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koala-for-k:

YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE
aurorathedollcollector Birb noises? WOW LOOK AT THE MAGESTIC BIRB
ask-thedouble-d YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES
askanniebexter Don’t be afraid to talk about orange Marco I see you

koala-for-k:

YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE

aurorathedollcollector
Birb noises? WOW LOOK AT THE MAGESTIC BIRB

ask-thedouble-d
YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES

askanniebexter
Don’t be afraid to talk about orange Marco I see you

Put “Taken” In my ask and my muse will be your muses pet for 4 days.
Mom: Make sure to get enough sleep.
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *calls*
Mom: *sends carrier pigeon*
Mom: *sends an army*
Mom: *wages war*
Mom: *starts own religion*
Mom: *cries out my name from the top of the mountain in despair, thunderstruck and all that shit*
Me: *answers phone*
Mom: WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP THE PHONE?
Send one of the following for my muse’s reaction:

rpmememaker:

  • "That’s my kink."
  • "I didn’t know you were into that."
  • "I go crazy when you wear that."
  • "You’re so naughty!"
  • "Oh. You weren’t joking."
  • "Can I touch your butt?"
  • "You have the most amazing _____."
  • "Wet T-shirt contest!"
  • "Your undies are scary, take them off."
  • "Don’t kiss there!"
  • "It’s too hot to wear that."
  • "Put a shirt on!"
  • "Mmmmm, you’re so hot when you’re ____."
  • "Your face is so "oh" but your ass is so "oooohh"!"
  • "Close your eyes. I promise you’ll like it."